presidentarthoe:

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once
my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

canonmulder:

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

bepeu:

mood: i’ll wait in the car

oatbee:

hi my name is stress

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

crpl-pnk:

i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil